Good Snowy Saturday Morning

[Useless]

Cold mornings like this make me ask myself two questions:
1. Why haven't I finished running the duct work in this old house?
and
2. Why do I live here in the first place?

Note to self: if you live closer to the Labrador Sea than to Big Sur, life is not good.

I should probably spend some time picking up my junk from the yard, stowing the lawnmower, and shit like that, before the snow hits. Woohoo!

[Useless]

Originally Posted by Useless Warrior

I should probably spend some time picking up my junk from the yard, stowing the lawnmower, and shit like that, before the snow hits. Woohoo!

Well, thus far, none of that has gotten done. I made the joyous discovery that the drain pipes in my basement were leaking from multiple points. (Goddamned old piece of shit house!) So I had to disassemble some of the old 4 inch cast iron line and clear out a nasty blockage within the old trap. I put my arm in a trashbag to do that, but it seems that my trashbags are not air tight. Now, even after several scrubbings, my right hand smells like I've been fistfucking a group of homeless men.

[Preacher]

Originally Posted by Useless Warrior

...Now, even after several scrubbings, my right hand smells like I've been fistfucking a group of homeless men.

Lovely... What did you do to get rid of the smell when you actually did fistfuck a group of homeless men to base this comparison on?

[Useless]

Originally Posted by Preacher

Lovely... What did you do to get rid of the smell when you actually did fistfuck a group of homeless men to base this comparison on?

I don't mind the smell so much when it's derived through pleasure.