Happy Pre-Turkey Tuesday

MrMaryLou · 2008-11-25, 08:31 AM

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Mr Exotic · 2008-11-25, 08:52 AM

Holy fuck, I totally messed myself up last night. We were setting up the Christmas tree last night. We needed an extension cord, so I go running outside to grab one out of the shed. What I didnt realize is that it had been raining all day and had just fallen below freezing last night. My happy ass starts down the wheel chair ramp that is built on to our deck, which is the way I always go when I head to the shed for something, before I know it my feet go straight out from under me, my ass hits the ramp, and then as I'm falling backwards my head hits the ramp. Next thing I know my wife is standing over me flipping out asking if I'm ok. Turns out the wheelchair ramp turned into a solid sheet of ice. I am concussed, I have a majorly bad case of whiplash, and my back hurts like a son of a bitch. My wife said from inside she heard an "AHHH!!", then two huge loud thuds, which the first one was my ass, the second was my head.

I've been in two pretty bad car wrecks where the car I was in got rear-ended, smashed in, and totaled, and this is a very similar feeling.

2008-11-25, 08:31 AM	#1
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2008-11-25, 08:52 AM	#2
Mr Exotic rifuckingdiculous Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Cornfield in Indiana Posts: 532	Holy fuck, I totally messed myself up last night. We were setting up the Christmas tree last night. We needed an extension cord, so I go running outside to grab one out of the shed. What I didnt realize is that it had been raining all day and had just fallen below freezing last night. My happy ass starts down the wheel chair ramp that is built on to our deck, which is the way I always go when I head to the shed for something, before I know it my feet go straight out from under me, my ass hits the ramp, and then as I'm falling backwards my head hits the ramp. Next thing I know my wife is standing over me flipping out asking if I'm ok. Turns out the wheelchair ramp turned into a solid sheet of ice. I am concussed, I have a majorly bad case of whiplash, and my back hurts like a son of a bitch. My wife said from inside she heard an "AHHH!!", then two huge loud thuds, which the first one was my ass, the second was my head. I've been in two pretty bad car wrecks where the car I was in got rear-ended, smashed in, and totaled, and this is a very similar feeling. __________________ Submit Free Sites/Galleries