Cleaning your body from the inside

[stuveltje]

Fuck, how you name that.....detoxing your body?, well i just got of the phone with a girlfriend of mine , she is challenging me (or dare, however the fuck you write that or name that) to go with her and one other friend to "detox" our body, beats me what it ment, so i ask and she said, its getting away of the toxic stuff in your body.. and getting away of the snails...me |snail? hell yeah right,i dont have snails in my body, but it seems people will have little snails in their body because of the bad life thing, so she said i should take some colon washings (or klismas) to proof her, oke heay, i dont have some |snail in my body and surely i dont gonna proof that to her, but i agreed with the detoxing thing so now from tomorrow on i promised to not smoke, eat, but only drink water and veggie juice for 3 days..bleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeekkkkkkkk, now i get finally to my question for you all..(and yes i fucking know, i make a short story long)..did anyone of you here on the board every did a detoxing thing for your body?

[Cleo]

I've found that sticking a garden hose up someone's butt gets them good and clean.

[stuveltje]

Originally Posted by Cleo

I've found that sticking a garden hose up someone's butt gets them good and clean.

No Cleo thats a other way to get a klisma or clisma, how the fuck you name that in usa?

[stuveltje]

now i figure not one of you on this board did this detox thing so i did never myself, but i like a challenge, although i know my day will start like hell tomorrow, i may not drink coffee... and for real, my engine runs on the black gold ( coffee on first place, a cigarette second place, i know i can deal without a cigarette for some hours, but no coffee??? i dont think so), so it will be an interresting day tomorrow..will i manage the 3 day detoxing thing, i think not, but still i am gonna try to do at least 1 day

[nate]

Are you going to let them stick a hose into your butt?

[stuveltje]

No hose in my butt!! My girlfriends will do the hose thing....and no i may not take pictures

[Maj. Stress]

Stu,
A good acupuncturists can do that with one visit. No hoses needed, the needles don't hurt and you walk out feeling like a new person.

[Ramster]

So how's the no coffee going?

I have not detoxed but in February I started an eating plan to eat healthier so my body certainly must like me for it. Since February no late night eating, no more junk food like potato chips, no burgers, no french fries, no white bread sandwiches and so on. I eat fish, chicken, salads, lean steak, oatmeal, skim milk and lots of veggies.

Yes I still drink beer... a person has his limits.

[ArtWilliams]

My trainer tells me to drink one glass of water for every cup of coffee I drink. Same with alcohol. She also says to not eat after 8pm and, if eating starchy foods, do it early in the day.

Originally Posted by stuveltje

now i figure not one of you on this board did this detox thing so i did never myself, but i like a challenge, although i know my day will start like hell tomorrow, i may not drink coffee... and for real, my engine runs on the black gold ( coffee on first place, a cigarette second place, i know i can deal without a cigarette for some hours, but no coffee??? i dont think so), so it will be an interresting day tomorrow..will i manage the 3 day detoxing thing, i think not, but still i am gonna try to do at least 1 day

[digifan]

I don't have snails in my body lol only gall stones as everyone in my mom's family. Jim had colon cleansing as far as i can remember, ask him!

[Cleo]

Just smoke more weed and then you won't care.

[stuveltje]

Originally Posted by Ramster

So how's the no coffee going?

I have not detoxed but in February I started an eating plan to eat healthier so my body certainly must like me for it. Since February no late night eating, no more junk food like potato chips, no burgers, no french fries, no white bread sandwiches and so on. I eat fish, chicken, salads, lean steak, oatmeal, skim milk and lots of veggies.

Yes I still drink beer... a person has his limits.

ahuuuumm i believe my detox day ended 12:30 this midday...when i grabbed a big bowl of the pure black gold....no sugar , no milk in it, just the way i like it....that detoxing sucks the way i have to do it, i cant do without coffee, no coffee gives me headeaches and all.
I changed the way i eat already the time when i started with the weight lost thing on this board, i never snack in evening anymore, i never eat white bread, i do not like patatoes, but i eat alot of veggies and tomatoes and cucumber.
The bad habbits i have is, i eat alot of red meat, like steaks and roasted beef, i do also eat alot of chicken and turkey and fish, most of the time i eat low carb food.
Now this detoxing thing like my friends do it???? how the hell you get that carrot juice or spinaze juice thru your throath....its bleeeeeeeeeeeeeeekkkkkkkkkkkkk....
Oh oh and then not to mention when the hose will drop in, i didnt do it, but i was with my girlfriend when she had the hose........i will have a trauma for the rest of my life after seeing what was floating out of her...YUKKKKKKKK.

[stuveltje]

Originally Posted by artwilliams

My trainer tells me to drink one glass of water for every cup of coffee I drink. Same with alcohol. She also says to not eat after 8pm and, if eating starchy foods, do it early in the day.

Yep water is good, i drink about 2 liters of black coffee a day, but i also drink alot of diet coke and water in between, and when i am in a good mood, i will drink tea

[stuveltje]

Originally Posted by digifan

I don't have snails in my body lol only gall stones as everyone in my mom's family. Jim had colon cleansing as far as i can remember, ask him!

Well colon cleansing isnt a big deal thats sometime needed, specially with anal sex, but the way they do it ...it is........and hell i dont wanna check what exactly comes out of my body....brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr yuk yuk yuk

[Ramster]

I drink no pop/soda, only water. Roughly 2 liters a day.

[stuveltje]

Originally Posted by Ramster

I drink no pop/soda, only water. Roughly 2 liters a day.

My daughter and son do the same, they only drink water, in summer i prefer to drink water with a slice of lemon all day, pop or soda will keep you thirsty (do you write it that way?) when its hot, still i will drink my coffee in between no matter how hot it is. And i have to say since we have the treathmill (or whatever you name that, just that electric thing you use to run on) we all use that thing at least 2 times a week, so moving my butt has bin improved too.

[LD]

But sects kills the snails I heard...

[Cleo]

Don't you hate it when you fart and snails come out your butt?

[stuveltje]

Originally Posted by Cleo

Don't you hate it when you fart and snails come out your butt?

I dont know Miss Cleo...do you?

[Hollowhorn]

I did a cleanse called EJUVA a couple of years ago. It cost over $200 and after it was over and started to eat again, I never noticed any real differences. I was very disappointed...

[Fonz]

I did the detox thing once, it was the first step in a diet plan from a book GG recommended (the fat smash diet). I actually felt a little healthier after a week. The hardest thing was not to smoke and only drink water. No problem during the day but when I hit the bar it was a little bit harder.

Good luck with it Stu

[tickler]

Detox diets sound like a real pain in the ass.

I did see a thing on TV one time where they used an electrified footbath to pull the toxins out of your body. I would much prefer an easy tech solution to actually using all that will power to do something.

But then there is the fat virus
http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,482788,00.html

Also the high blood pressure virus
http://www.sciencedaily.com/releases...0514221915.htm

[MeatPounder]

Best diet I ever used was the meth diet...lost a ton of weight

[LeRoy]

Ive cleansed myself with Niacin a few times. 3 pills a day for 3 days and tons of water.

Took a pee test and it came out clean.

My skin was burning and itching though. Funny story... my buddy asked me how to clean out his system too. I took over some of my tamales and some niacin. I guess the chiles in those things made his skin burn more than the norm. Not a good mix but funny as hell looking back at it.

[Cleo]

Originally Posted by MeatPounder

Best diet I ever used was the meth diet...lost a ton of weight

I've done that diet too.


These days I do way less harsh things.