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Old 2014-02-26, 08:35 AM   #1
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...so that I can get back to taking my required courses for my state license.
That reminds me of the episode of The Simpsons where Homer had some racy pics taken of himself in order to spice up his marriage to Marge. Just before the photographer starts to take pics, Homer asks: "Are you sure you're a fully accredited and bonded pornographer?"
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Old 2014-02-26, 08:48 AM   #2
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That reminds me of the episode of The Simpsons where Homer had some racy pics taken of himself in order to spice up his marriage to Marge. Just before the photographer starts to take pics, Homer asks: "Are you sure you're a fully accredited and bonded pornographer?"
Can't begin to express how much I hate talking these courses every two years.

They don't even make any sense. I did one of the one hour courses last week and it was all about roofing codes. Another one that I have to do is for handicap access codes. In fact most of the courses have nothing to do with A/C Contracting which is my license. I always finish the course and get a passing grade on the test in way less than the required time so I end up sitting at my computer clicking the mouse once a minute in order to get my required time in.

Maybe i just need a lot more of this
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Old 2014-02-26, 09:19 AM   #3
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That reminds me of the episode of The Simpsons where Homer had some racy pics taken of himself in order to spice up his marriage to Marge. Just before the photographer starts to take pics, Homer asks: "Are you sure you're a fully accredited and bonded pornographer?"
And that reminds me of this thread from 2006, where we learned the classic line:

"I already have a pornographer, sorry."



Lots to get done today, and it's shaping up to be a beautiful day out there so I need to avoid seeing my neighbors this morning. Otherwise I'm likely to get asked to go for a boat ride to check some crab traps. Then on the way back we'd probably stop at an out island, toss out some chairs and an umbrella and enjoy some tasty ice cold mojitos.

And as nice as that would be...I really need to get a newsletter out today and that'll never get done with rum in the sun.



(apologies to those living in a frozen wonderland...but hey, no one's forcing you to stay there!)

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