Wednesday - Humpday - Fluday

[Simon]

Good morning world

Originally Posted by Greenguy

That reminds me of the episode of The Simpsons where Homer had some racy pics taken of himself in order to spice up his marriage to Marge. Just before the photographer starts to take pics, Homer asks: "Are you sure you're a fully accredited and bonded pornographer?"

And that reminds me of this thread from 2006, where we learned the classic line:

"I already have a pornographer, sorry."



Lots to get done today, and it's shaping up to be a beautiful day out there so I need to avoid seeing my neighbors this morning. Otherwise I'm likely to get asked to go for a boat ride to check some crab traps. Then on the way back we'd probably stop at an out island, toss out some chairs and an umbrella and enjoy some tasty ice cold mojitos.

And as nice as that would be...I really need to get a newsletter out today and that'll never get done with rum in the sun.



(apologies to those living in a frozen wonderland...but hey, no one's forcing you to stay there!)